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Continue to ChatNext time your lady leaves the room, take a dump on the floor! 'Cuz there is nothing more mysterious than a dump on the floor! And it always starts a conversation, am I right? Honey, what happened? You better hold me 'cause I'm afraid. - Dave Attell from https://whatsmyquote.com/quote/next-time-your-lady-leaves-the-room-take-a-dump-on-the-floor-cuz-there-is-nothing-more-mysterious-than-a-dump